The Great Sock Sorting Facility

We sort socks by color, pattern, and size. Because, well, that's all they do.

In a world where socks have become sentient, we've established this facility to help them find their perfect match. It's like speed dating for feet.

Come visit us at the Great Sock Sorting Facility! We're located in a secret, underground bunker beneath the city's busiest mall. Don't worry, we're fully licensed and insured (by the Sock Union, of course).