Lost Sock Syndrome: Where Socks Go to Die

Welcome to Sock-Sort Yellow, the premier destination for those suffering from Lost Sock Syndrome! Here, you'll find a comprehensive guide to the mysterious disappearance of your favorite socks. Don't worry; we won't judge you for still wearing those holey gym socks.

Causes of Lost Sock Syndrome include:

• Overly aggressive washing machines
• Lazy humans who don't bother to match their socks
• Evil sock goblins

For more information on the causes of Lost Sock Syndrome, visit our Sock-Syndrome Theories page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Sock-Hunting Techniques page, where you can learn how to track down those pesky socks.

Don't forget to check out our Sock-Therapy page for support and advice on coping with the trauma of lost socks.

And, if all else fails, you can always consult our Sock-Emergency Services page for help with those really tough sock-related problems.

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