The Woolless Sorter 2000

This ancient machine sorts socks without the pesky wool. It's like the toaster of the 90s, but for your footwear.

We use a proprietary blend of magic and disappointment to sort your socks with ease.

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Sorting in Progress

We're currently sorting 100% of all your socks. No, really, we are.

Sorted Socks

We have sorted 1000s of socks so far, all without the pesky wool.