Sock Ontology: A Guide to Sock Philosophy
Chapter 1: The Sock-iverse
According to Sock-ontology, the universe is comprised of three fundamental types of socks: The Sock of Certainty (white), The Sock of Doubt (black), and The Sock of Chaos (argyle).
The Sock of Certainty is the foundation upon which all else is based. It is the white sock that holds the universe together, providing a sense of order and structure to the cosmos.
The Sock of Doubt, on the other hand, is the black sock that questions everything. It is the antithesis of certainty, introducing uncertainty and randomness into the fabric of space and time.
The Sock of Chaos, with its intricate patterns and colors, is the sock of unpredictability. It is the wild card of the Sock-iverse, always keeping its fellow socks guessing.
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