Sock Sorting 101: For the Cluttered

Welcome, fellow slob! This comprehensive guide is here to help you tame the chaos and bring order to your sock drawer.

First, understand that sorting socks is not just about separating whites from colors. Oh no, it's an art form. A delicate dance between matching, mismatching, and occasionally burning a few in the microwave (don't ask).

Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Step One: Sorting by Hue
2. Step Two: Sorting by Texture
3. Step Three: Sorting by Smell (because, let's face it, some socks are just gross)

And for the truly adventurous:

Advanced Sock Sorting Techniques: For the Truly Desperate