For those who dare to be bold, we have the perfect socks. Red, striped, and utterly bewildering.
Green Stripes for the environmentally conscious.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Pink Stripes for the love of all things fluffy.
But, let's be real, who needs all those choices? Just go with the red ones. They're the only real option.
It's a little-known fact that striped socks are secretly controlling our minds.