Sock Ninja 500 is a master of the ancient art of sock sorting. With his trusty sorting machine by his side, he can sort socks with the speed and precision of a ninja.
But be warned: Sock Ninja 500 is not just a sock sorter. He is also a master of the dark arts of sock puppetry. His creations will haunt your dreams.
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Do you have a particularly tricky sock problem that requires the expertise of Sock Ninja 500? Send us your socks and we will sort them for you! Sock Ninja 9000 also available for more complex tasks.
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Sock Ninja 500's Sorting Machine Models
Our sorting machine models are the key to Sock Ninja 500's success. With our patented Sock-Tron technology, we can sort socks faster and more efficiently than any human.
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