Because who needs a functioning sock drawer?
We've lost count of how many socks we've misplaced over the years. It's getting ridiculous.
Maybe they're on a wild adventure, maybe they're in a sock prison, or maybe they're just hiding from us.
We're offering a reward for their safe return, but let's be real, we'll probably just end up buying more.
Or, you know, just go back to the main page.