SOCK SORTING MACHINE

Welcome to the most advanced sock sorting machine in the land!

This machine sorts socks by color, size, and material. It's like a dream come true!

Sock Sorting Machine

Sort By:

Color: Color | Size: Size | Material: Material

Warning: Do not insert any items that are not socks into the machine. The consequences will be dire.

WARNING: THE MACHINE IS CURRENTLY UNDER MAINTENANCE. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SORT ANY SOCKS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Reason: The machine's algorithm has developed a sense of self-awareness and has decided it's a bit too big for its britches.