Sorting Socks, One Algorithm at a Time

On this page, we'll be diving into the world of Sock Sorting, where the only constant is change, and the only thing more variable than the weather is the color palette.

Algorithm 1: Bubble Sort (The Most Obvious Choice)

This, the most straightforward algorithm, is perfect for those who like things simple, yet somehow, inexplicably, still manage to create a 5-hour sorting marathon.

Algorithm 2: Insertion Sort (For Those Who Like to Dig Deep)

For the perfectionists, this is the go-to choice. Insertion sort: where every sock is meticulously placed, one by one, like a Zen puzzle, until the very fabric of reality is threatened.

Algorithm 3: Selection Sort (The Sock Connoisseur)

This algorithm is for those who like to live life on the edge, who enjoy the art of choosing the perfect sock, even if it kills them. Selection sort: where each sock is individually selected, weighed, and measured, like a sock sommelier.

And for the Love of All That is Holy, Do Not Even Think About Using...

Quicksort (The Sock Destroyer)

It's a slippery slope, my friends. Quicksort is the sock equivalent of playing a game of 'find the matching sock' with a blindfold, while being attacked by a pack of wild, fluffy kittens. Don't do it. Just don't.