SSM 9000 Technical Specifications

The SSM 9000 is a marvel of modern engineering, capable of sorting socks with precision and speed.

**Technical Specifications:**

• Sort speed: Up to 10,000 socks per minute
• Sort accuracy: 99.9999% (we're working on it)
• Energy consumption: 1,000 watts (includes built-in disco party light)

Upgrades:

We're always looking for ways to improve the SSM 9000. Check out our upgrade options:

• Increased Surge Capacity (because you never know when you'll need it)
• Advanced Sock Detection Technology (for those pesky lone socks)