Sock Sorting: The Dark Art of Sock Misplacement

Sorting your socks is a delicate art. A delicate dance of precision and patience, where even the slightest misstep can lead to catastrophe. Or, at the very least, a drawer filled with mismatched socks.

We've seen it all before. The tears of frustration, the cries of despair, the desperate pleas to the universe: "WHY, UNIVERSE, MUST IT ALWAYS BE THIS WAY?!"

Here, you will find the secrets of the sartorial elite. The masters of sock organization, the virtuosos of footwear, the... well, the slightly-less-than-virtuosos.

Learn the ways of:

• The Technique of the Month: The One with the Bowties
• Sock-Gamification: The Sock Sorting Challenge
• Sock Hoarders Anonymous: Join the Community