SOCK SORTING: THE DARK ART

Sorting socks is not just a mundane chore, my friend.

It's a finely crafted dance of strategy and skill.

For the discerning sock enthusiast, the thrill of the sort is not just about matching, but about the art of categorization.

Here are the techniques we've developed over the years:

Technique 1: THE COLOR CODE

Group socks by color. Red, blue, green... you get the idea.

Sort by material. Cotton, wool, synthetic... the more specific, the better.

Sort by length. From ankle-biters to knee-huggers, every sock has its place.