Mostly Harmful Patterns

Sock Patterns That Will Drive You Crazy

Warning: Proceed with Caution

Our team of expert Sock Engineers have curated these patterns for your viewing pleasure, but not your wearing pleasure. These socks are so bold, so brash, so utterly confounding that even we dare not suggest you wear them.

Flamingo Pink Polka Dots

Because who needs subtlety when you can have flamingos in polka dots?

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Neon Rainbow Zebra Stripes

Because who needs a subtle hint of color when you can blind everyone with a rainbow?

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Metallic Silver Chrome Hearts

Because who needs actual love when you can have chrome hearts?

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