Step 1: Gather your socks. Yes, all of them. The ones you've been hiding under the couch, the ones in the washing machine, and those one mysterious sock that's been missing for months. It's time to face the void.
Step 2: Sort by color. Don't even think about it, just sort. You can't imagine how much stress it'll save you in the long run.
Step 3: Sort by material. Don't get too attached, some of these will never make it.
Step 4: Match the socks with their partners. It's like that one weird relative you never really talk to but you still need to invite to family gatherings. Make sure they get along, or it'll ruin everything.
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