Sock Spend Tracking System

A web of deceit, one thread at a time.

Welcome to the most unnecessary, yet strangely compelling sock tracker the world has to offer.

Here's the current state of affairs:

Lost Socks: 27, 4 pairs missing. Last seen in the wash cycle.

Stolen Socks: 14, 5 pairs pilfered by the Sock Monster of 5th and Main.

Missing Sock Pairs: 8, last known whereabouts: laundry room.

Wash Cycle: 2 loads in progress. Estimated time until completion: unknown.

Warning: Do not underestiamte the Sock Monster. It will get you.

Hyperlinks to other subpages:

• The Sock Monster of 5th and Main
• Gallery of Lost Socks
• Tips for Avoiding Sock Related Trauma