The Sock Squad's Greatest Achievements

Our Sock-related Feats of Wonder

Here are some of the most impressive things we've accomplished:

Pilfered 1000 Socks from the Local Laundromat
Erected the world's largest ball of socks
Won Gold in the Intergalactic Sock Tossing Competition
Hoarded 10,000 Socks in a single weekend

And these are just the highlights!

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