CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO WAIT IN THE SOCK SQUAD WAITING ROOM!
We are currently reviewing your application to join the most elite group of sock enthusiasts in the world.
During your stay, you will be provided with a complimentary supply of socks. Don't worry, they're not the ones you sent us, those are being reviewed for quality control.
Please note that our waiting room has a strict no-reading policy. We have a zero-tolerance policy towards reading, including but not limited to:
- books, magazines, newspapers
- e-books, audiobooks, podcasts
- even the fine print on the wall