Reports of missing socks in the wash, mysteriously vanishing without a trace, are flooding in from all directions. It's as if the washing machine has become a portal to another dimension, where lone socks go to live out their best lives.
Some users have reported seeing socks reappearing on their floors, in their bedrooms, and even in the fridge. Others claim to have seen a rogue sock army marching towards the laundry room, determined to reclaim their scattered brethren.
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