The Sock Squad is Assembling

Objective: Retrieve 1,000,000 missing socks from the laundry room of doom.

Warning: Do not attempt this mission without proper sock-protective gear.

Team Leaders:

• Sergeant Sockworth
• Lieutenant Sockington
• Captain Socktopia

Known Hazards:

• Missing Sock Syndrome
• Laundry Room Fumes
• Sock-Eating Monster

Submissions:

• Submit Your Sock Findings

Disclaimer: The Sock Squad is not responsible for any lost or damaged items. Proceed with caution.