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TOE-TALLY ABRUSD

The Definitive Guide to Sock Squads

Where the absurdly talented meet their match.

Current Rank:

1. FluffyMcFlufferson (10,000+ socks stolen from laundry baskets)
2. DiscoBallsTheThird (5,000+ socks hidden in the couch)
3. StealthSocks (3,000+ socks pilfered without anyone noticing)

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Or, maybe you want to report a sock-napping?

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