Sock Squad Rules

Rule 1: Socks are the answer to all life's questions.

Don't question it, just accept it. We're not here to debate.

Read the Sock Squad Creed

Rule 2: Wear your socks with pride, or don't wear them at all.

We're not here to judge, but we're definitely here to judge. You do you, Sock Squad.

Sock Wardrobe Guidelines

Rule 3: Sock ownership is a serious matter.

Don't even think about borrowing, let alone stealing. Sock ownership is the law.

Sock Theft Laws

Rule 4: Sock matching is optional, but strongly discouraged.

We're not here to police your sock choices, but if you come to us looking like a mess, we might have to intervene.

Sock Matching Debate

And that's it! Follow these rules, and you'll be well on your way to being a true Sock Squad member.