Sock Horder's Guide to Mastering the Sock Stash

Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts! Are you tired of living in a world where socks go missing, never to be seen again? Do you dream of a world where every toe has a matching partner? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the strategies of the most feared and revered creatures of the Sock Stash: the Sock Hoarder.

Phase 1: The Sock Audit

Before you can hoard, you must first assess the current sock situation. Count, categorize, and calculate. How many socks do you have? What's missing? What's mismatched? The answers to these questions will guide your future hoarding decisions.