We have socks that defy the laws of physics and reality. Socks that exist in multiple dimensions at once, socks that are simultaneously warm and cold, socks that are made of pure energy.
Regular Socks - The classics. The originals. The ones you're used to.
Many Dimensional Socks - For the adventurous types who don't mind the fabric of space-time getting all wonky.
Superposition Socks - Because you can be both on and off at the same time. Sort of.