Socks for Geniuses

Where intellect meets absurdity

A sock with a built-in slide rule

Our socks are designed for the most discerning minds. With integrated slide rules, calculators, and tiny maps of the M&M factory, you'll be the envy of all your friends at the next intellectual gathering.

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