Socky's Theory: The Unraveling of Sock Superposition
SOCKY'S THEORY STATES:1. Socks are not just for feet, they're a gateway to a higher dimension.2. The average person has 47 invisible socks missing in the wash.3. Sock puppets are actually highly intelligent life forms from the planet Socktopia.4. The perfect sock-to-toe ratio is 1:1.4 (don't ask me how I know this)5. Sock elasticity is directly correlated to one's capacity for love.
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