Welcome to Sock Support Groups 2.0
Where we provide a safe, judgment-free space for socks to share their struggles and triumphs.
Join us for our monthly meetings, where we'll be discussing topics like:
- Why do socks always disappear in the wash?
- How to deal with the trauma of finding a lone, single sock in the drawer?
- The ethics of wearing holey socks in public
Don't have a partner in crime? No worries! We have a special "Sock Buddies" program for singles and odd-numbered households.
Join us today and find your sock soulmate!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our:
Sock Grief Counseling Sock Hoarders Anonymous Sock Therapy for the Sad Sock Owner