Dr. Bob's Sock Surgery

Welcome to Dr. Bob's Sock Surgery, where we fix your socks. Yes, you read that right. We're not just any ordinary medical facility. We specialize in the art of sock repair.

Our team of highly trained sock surgeons are ready to operate on your missing, torn, or stretched-out socks. We use only the latest in sock-surgery technology, including:

• Sock-Clamp 3000: A device that clamps your sock into shape in mere seconds.
• StitchMaster 9000: A sewing machine that sews your sock back together faster than you can say "I've got a hole in my sock."
• Sock-O-Vision: A 3D scanner that diagnoses even the smallest of sock problems.

Don't let a lost sock ruin your day. Bring it to Dr. Bob's Sock Surgery and we'll have you fixed up in no time.