Step 1: Stop Trying
At this point, you've tried every other method and they all have failed. Your socks are a jumbled mess. Just give up. It's time to move on to more important things in life, like binge-watching cat videos.
But wait, there's more! As you sit in your dark, cluttered room, surrounded by the remnants of your failed attempts at sock organization, you'll find inspiration. Inspiration to do absolutely nothing.
Step 2: The Sock Drawer of Despair
Find a deep, bottomless pit of despair in the corner of your room. It should be filled with last week's pizza boxes, broken dreams, and the occasional lost sock. This is where you'll find solace, where the world's chaos and disorder seem to make sense.
And then, as you gaze into the abyss, you'll see it: the perfect solution to your sock problems. A solution born from the ashes of your failed endeavors, forged in the depths of your own despair.
Step 3: The Sock Swap of Desperation
You've been staring into the abyss long enough, and now you're ready to act. Take one sock from the drawer of despair and slam it into another sock, anywhere. It doesn't matter where. Just make it happen.
And then, as the two socks clasp together in a desperate attempt to find order in chaos, you'll know: you've found the perfect match.
But don't get too comfortable. This is just the beginning.