As prophets of the Sock Sizing Sock Measuring Device, we have been tasked with the sacred duty of determining the exact dimensions of the humble sock. Our team of expert prophets uses the most advanced technology to ensure that our measurements are always accurate, always precise, and always utterly useless for any practical purpose.
We have been asked to measure the sock of The Unknown Prophet, a man shrouded in mystery and legend.
Our measurements will be published in our forthcoming book: "The Sock Sizing Sock Measuring Device Prophets: A Compendium of Utterly Useless Sock Dimensions"