Sock Sabotage
By now, you've probably lost at least three pairs of socks in the wash. Don't worry, we've all been there.
But what if I told you that your missing socks are not, in fact, lost? What if they're being held captive in a secret underground lair, being subjected to mind control and forced to perform the most mundane tasks for their evil overlord, Socko?
Sock Negotiations: How to Get Your Socks Back