SOCK TANGLE 303 - THE APOCALYPSE

It's 3:03 AM. The Sock Tangle has begun. Your socks have become sentient, and they're not happy.

Reports are coming in of socks tangled in knots, socks stuck in the washing machine, and socks plotting against their human overlords.

• Case #1: Jane Doe, 32, found herself trapped in a ball of socks in her closet. "I just wanted to do laundry," she said, tears streaming down her face.
• Case #2: Bob Smith, 45, reported his socks as 'reorganizing' his entire sock drawer. 'They just won't listen to reason,' he lamented.
• Case #3: Sock Tangles Spreads to Local Mall | Return to Sock Tangle Index

Stay tuned for further updates on this Sock Tangle Crisis.