**SOCK TANGO PROTOCOL**

By order of the Sock Council, all citizens of the world must adhere to the strictest of sock protocols:

• Article 1: Socks shall be worn on the feet.
• Article 2: Socks shall be matched in a manner that is pleasing to the Sock Overlord.
• Article 3: Socks shall not be worn on the head, unless for a specific holiday.
• Article 4: Socks shall be changed daily, lest they become an affront to the Sock Gods.

For further information, please refer to:

• Sock Protocol History
• Sock Holidays

**Remember, Sock Loyal Subjects, the fate of the world rests on your toe-tally compliant feet.