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THE LAWS OF SOCKY DYNAMICS
According to our esteemed Sock Physicist, the fundamental forces at play in the universe can be explained by the following laws:
- Law 1: Socks will always be lost in the wash. (æk2 = -m
- Law 2: The Heisen-Clausen Uncertainty Principle: It's impossible to find a matching sock in the drawer without disturbing at least 3 others.
- Law 3: Sock inertia: A sock will remain forever in a tangle until it's absolutely necessary. (socks = 0)
Super Sock Theory explains the mystical powers of Sock Physics in the universe.