Warning: Sock Black Holes are a real phenomenon, but not in the classical sense. They're actually just really messy closets.
Legend has it that Sock Black Holes can consume entire families of socks, leaving their owners with a drawer full of singles and a nagging sense of existential dread.
Our research team has pinpointed the location of a particularly notorious Sock Black Hole, situated in the basement of 123 Sock Avenue.
Want to know more about the Sock Black Hole's feeding habits? Click here for more information.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to dive into the heart of the Sock Black Hole itself.