Ancient Socks (Pre-History)
In the dawn of time, the Sock was born from the tears of the Great Sock-God, who wept for the sole-less feet of the early inhabitants of Earth.
These primitive socks were woven from the threads of the gods, and were worn by the first sock-clad heroes, who roamed the land in search of adventure and lost socks.
The ancient Socks were made of a single, unbroken thread, and were worn with pride by the earliest of civilizations.