Welcome to the Sock Tax Authority, where we proudly serve as the premier agency for taxing the holes in your socks!
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Our team of expert Sock Tax Agents will work tirelessly to ensure that you're paying the proper rate on those pesky holes.
Don't worry, we're not here to make your socks disappear. (Or are we?)
For more information on Sock Tax Rates, visit Sock Tax Rates.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit Sock Hunting Adventures for a chance to see what it's like to be a Sock Tax Agent in the field!
(Disclaimer: Sock Taxes are not actually a thing. But just go with it, okay?)