SOCK-TELEKENESIS: The Art of Telekinetic Sock Control

Manual for the Discerning Sock Puppeteer

SOCK-TELEKENESIS is a revolutionary new art form that lets you manipulate socks with your mind. With our patented technology, you can levitate, toss, and juggle socks with ease.

Getting Started

1. Focus your chi.

2. Choose your sock.

3. Concentrate, then... TELE-KINESE! your sock.

Now you're ready to start your SOCK-TELEKENESIS journey!

Advanced Techniques

Want to take your SOCK-TELEKENESIS to the next level?

Check out:

Sock Surfing: Riding the waves of sock-based telekinesis

or

Sock Juggling: The art of keeping multiple socks airborne

at your own pace, with practice.

Troubleshooting

SOCK-TELEKENESIS not working as expected?

Check your focus, check your chi, check the alignment of your socks.

Still not working? Contact our support team at support@telekinesis.com for assistance.