Sock Texture Sorting Facility

Welcome to the premier destination for discerning sock connoisseurs!

We sort and categorize the most bewildering array of sock textures in the world.

• Bulby (aka "the ones that look like they're trying to eat you")
• Supersoft (for those who value comfort above all else)
• Meshy (a category for the adventurous types)

Visit our about page to learn more about our sock sorting process.