Warning: the following methods are highly addictive and may lead to permanent damage to your sock drawers.
Steal with haste, leave with haste. A classic.
Learn the Quick Grab for expert-level sock thievery.
A delicate dance of hiding, revealing, and re-hiding. A true artist.
Master the Sock Hoarder's Technique for maximum sock security.
Trade up, trade down, trade sideways. A true socialite.
Learn the Sock Exchange Hacks for the modern sock thief.
Sabotage the system, sabotage the laundry basket. A true revolutionary.
Master the Sock Saboteur's Arsenal for the most daring sock thief.