SOCK THEFT METHODS

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

Warning: the following methods are highly addictive and may lead to permanent damage to your sock drawers.

Method 1: THE GRAB AND RUN

Steal with haste, leave with haste. A classic.

Method 2: THE SOCK HOARDER'S DILEMMA

A delicate dance of hiding, revealing, and re-hiding. A true artist.

Method 3: THE SOCK EXCHANGE

Trade up, trade down, trade sideways. A true socialite.

Method 4: THE SOCK SABOTEUR

Sabotage the system, sabotage the laundry basket. A true revolutionary.