Deep in the heart of the laundry room, a shadowy organization has been secretly manipulating world events for centuries.
Our sources (okay, we overheard a suspicious conversation between a sock and a dryer) confirm that the Sock Government is a cabal of missing socks, bent on reshaping reality to their whims.
From the Great Sock-pocalypse of 1952, where they allegedly created an endless loop of matching socks, to the Sock-gate Scandal of 2001, where they were accused of pilfering world's largest collection of argyles, the Sock Government has consistently demonstrated their power and influence.
But what's their ultimate goal? To create a world where every human is forced to walk around with a single, solitary sock? The world shudders at the thought.
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Stay vigilant, citizen. The Sock Government is always watching... and waiting for its next victim.