Learn the secrets of building the most stable, most majestic, most futuristic sock towers the world has ever seen!
This revolutionary technique involves carefully selecting a base of 12 precisely calibrated, precisely folded socks, arranged in a symmetrical spiral pattern, secured with 4mm steel rods.
This method involves using a specialized sock-stabilizing serum, applied in a precisely controlled droplet pattern to the base of the tower, creating a stable, yet unpredictable foundation.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous happiness, and/or spontaneous urge to reorganize your sock drawer.