Sock Tracing Device

The Future is Here (Literally)

We're not just tracing socks. We're tracing the fabric of reality itself.

With our revolutionary Sock Tracing Device, we're not just tracking your socks. We're predicting your future.

But wait, there's more! Our device can also detect hidden sock patterns in your brain waves.

Don't worry, we won't judge you for your sock choices. Unless you're wearing plaid with polka dots. That's just wrong.