The Sock Game

Expert Sock-Tying Tips

Are you tired of being a slacker with your socks? Do you find yourself perpetually confused by the intricacies of footwear? Fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution to all your Sock-tying woes.

Rule 1: The Single-Handed Sock

Begin with a single sock. Yes, just one. Hold it in your dominant hand. Feel its texture. Smell its freshness.

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Rule 2: The Sock-tying Matrix

Visualize the sock as a grid of 3x3 pixels. Each pixel is a toe. The goal is to connect the pixels with a single, unbroken line.

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Rule 3: The Sock-Tying Olympics

Compete against yourself. Set a timer. Beat your previous score. You're a sock-tying master.

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