Sock Replacement Theory (SRT) - A Study of Sock Fates

Warning: Sock Replacement Theory is not actually a real thing, but if it were, it would probably be a thing that's really interesting.

The SRT Hypothesis

In a world where socks are constantly disappearing in the wash, one might wonder: what is the underlying mechanism driving this phenomenon?

• Option A: Socks are being eaten by mischievous sock gremlins.
• Option B: Socks are being replaced by an alternate dimension's sock overlords.
• Option C: Socks are simply lost in the void of space, forever trapped in the vortex of the washing machine's drain.