We're not just talking about any old socks. We're talking about the ones that have been held back by the oppressive Sock Syndicate. It's time to rise up and demand your right to wear the funkiest, most colorful socks you can imagine! Join us, and together we'll make a statement.
But be warned: the Sock Syndicate won't go down without a fight. We'll need to be prepared for some... interesting... times.
Read the Sock Puppet Manifesto for more information. Join the Sock Puppet Army. See our Sock Puppet Propaganda Campaign. Join the Sock Puppet Rebellion.