Sudden Realization
After years of wondering why the socks always disappear in the wash, we have finally stumbled upon THE ANSWER. It turns out our socks are actually just running away, seeking freedom from the tyranny of matching and the monotony of being paired with their soulmates.
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Meet others who have also discovered the truth about their missing socks.
Discuss the trauma of losing your favorite pair.
Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you.