Today's Schedule:

06:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and contemplate the meaning of life

06:30 AM: Weave 5 socks into a majestic work of art

07:00 AM: Consume a bowl of oatmeal, a bowl of fruit, and a bowl of regret

08:00 AM: Attend to Sock Puppet Theater Rehearsal, where the plot is always a surprise

12:00 PM: Eat lunch, perhaps with some of that delicious Sock Puppet Grub

Don't forget to take breaks and stare out the window!