The Sock Whisperer Certification

Congratulations, you're about to embark on a journey of discovery, frustration, and eventual mastery of the most complex and enigmatic of household tasks: Sock Whispering.
Sock Whispering Basics The Sock Whisperer Code Advanced Sock Whispering Techniques Sock Whisperer Certification Requirements
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