A practice of intense concentration, wherein the practitioner focuses on the subtle vibrations emanating from their socks, allowing for unparalleled insight into the human psyche.
The art of Sock Whispering is not for the faint of heart, as one must be prepared to confront the darkest corners of their own sock drawer.
Warning: Sock Whispering is not a recognized scientific discipline. Results may vary. Side effects may include: existential dread, crippling self-doubt, and an overwhelming urge to reorganize your sock drawer.